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Chapter 74 – If You’re Going to Destroy Those Days, Then
Translator: E R O S
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Patron: Wolololy, Minmin, Kaiser Corgi, Apophis Sepia.
“Renya-sama, how about this one?”
“Hmm…… Seems too bold maybe? Elvira, you can choose other design that is not that direct you know?”
“Is that so? But I heard that man tend to like this kind of design better?”
“It is not wrong but there are the correct time and place for that. Especially Elvira, in your case, your body is already a deadly weapon. So if you add those direct designs on top of it, I’m afraid you will lose your elegance”
“O-oh my…… So this kind of opinion exists too?”
“Of course. I think you should have heard about ’lucky underwear’ from Floria but actually, man’s passion isn’t just that shallow. So in short, I want to propose this tidy design to you”
It is a weird combination between Renya, who brazenly gives his lecture about his preference toward this most private clothes a woman wear and Elvira who just obediently follows him everywhere. Suminiastar is one of the most prosperous places in the continent which in turn made the variety of items circulating in the market to be abundant. And inside the market, Elvira who is troubled by a certain circumstances is being pulled around by Renya into a shop that would easily rank in the best 3 for the shop that a man found it difficult to enter, the lingerie shop.
From the cultural level of this world, Renya as an otherworlder could guess this world technology level but the abundance of the merchandise inside easily overcomes that standard by many levels.
Starting from function and beauty factor, there are even some commodities with excess ornament that are shown inside the shop. But thinking about how such a special product being mass produced makes Renya feel weird. The kind of technology that could handle mass producing all these special items should be close or even similar to the one back in modern age earth. Renya was surprised but as the underwear shown pleased his eyes, he just decided to not think too much about it. He is indeed a simple god.
And then about Elvira’s problem, that is simply the same problem that is faced by every woman who is as bountiful as Elvira, limitation on large size design. Even if the world is now different, the problem that they faced is the same. It could be said as the special problem that troubled every woman with glamorous body.
Usually, asking a man to accompany a woman to choose underwear is nothing but mortification. But to Renya who decided to ignore other human beside his beloved girls, this is a rare chance to tease Elvira openly in public. As a man, he definitely can’t miss this chance.
At first, Elvira could still come out strongly and flicker Renya’s gaze bold designed undies but she is indeed feel uncomfortable with the see-through kind of brassier after listening to Renya’s lecture.
“Let me tell you then Elvira. Your body, especially your breast is already the embodiment of EROS. If you were to stack up more EROS on it then it will just have a reversed effect because the EROS is just too excessive!”
While Elvira still trying to digest Renya’s lecture, Renya quickly choose underwear that fabric cover the most while still having a bewitching design then pushed Elvira into the changing room to try it.
The changing room is placed deep inside the store so Renya ‘orders’ Elvira to get changed in front of him. Renya then feast on Elvira’s raptured expression from being teased and shamed as much as he can. Even the calm Elvira can’t keep her wits under such situation and start squirming weakly under the feeling of shame which of course burns the passion inside Renya even more.
“Maybe it is because of Elvira’s body being very erotic that made these kinds of modest underwear looks erotic in reverse”
“P-please don’t talk like that while keeping a straight face”
When she tries to cover her voluptuous breast with her hand, the next time she will feel his hot gaze on her lower body instead.
“Hou~ while saying such things, you are instead showing off your perky bottom, you sure are very conscious about it. It’s good, it’s good”
“Re-Renya-samaaa…… If you keep teasing me… I……”
“Aren’t you hoping for this kind of treatment by inviting me here?”
“Uuu……”
“Then please also wear this garter-belt. You usually wears a long skirt so if you wear this, there will be a new kind of thrill when I flip up your skirt”
“Re-Renya sama is too eager……”
“Why stopping? I want to see so change before me quick”
“Ye-yehs…… I understand……”
(Eros: gawsh that’s hot)
Renya’s treatment seems to hit the right spot inside Elvira’s heart as, even while in tears, she still obediently changes as ordered. Her upturned eyes hint a color of expectation inside. And Renya, even while being bombarded by the lethal attacks known as the sights of Elvira in well fit underwear, still managed to act normally while smiling.
The same situation repeat over and over again as Renya private lingerie fashion show continue with Elvira being forced to comply. In the end, they bought twice the amount of underwear from what they planned before.
The other members are also out shopping and there is still some time before their meeting time. As the meeting place is in the City’s main road, Renya take Elvira to walk around the area to pass some time. Their baggage is of course, already transferred into Hlidskjalf.
While they walk around the area, Renya find something weird while looking at Elvira who is walking beside.
It should be their usual date course (let’s put aside the topic of did they really do such ‘unhealthy’ date usually for now) but Elvira’s dazed off condition seems to be worse than usual.
She glued herself to Renya even tighter than usual. Her expression is also full with ecstasy.
“Elvira…… you seem different from usual”
“Haa…… I beg your pardon. I just feel soo happy……”
No good, she is just going on a trip on her own. Her reaction is too dull. Like saying ‘can’t be helped then’, Renya frees his hand from Elvira’s grasp to support her by holding her hip.
Among the other girls, she could be said to have the most radical change when she turned from her usual elegant calm self into her dere mode. Her melting expression is just the best. Yet she usually knows how to recognize the time and place to behave especially not in front of others so her condition now really surprise Renya.
But even so, Renya who is on the edge of becoming a beast from feeling the warm and smooth feeling of Elvira’s body in his right hand is on the same condition as her so he definitely couldn’t complain either.
They only manage to tighten their lax expression after they meet up with the other member when Renya is getting a scolding for making Elvira turned on like this.
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After the scolding session, they take their lunch.
For today’s lunch, they choose the restaurant that is famous in Suminiastar for their oven. They could flexibly bake a variety of food including large pizza and bread to enrich the enjoyment in eating.
By the way, the pizza dough is the thick type one which gives a nice feeling when you bite on it. The sensation is quite similar to the one on earth so it surprisingly gives Renya a melancholy taste. For the bread, there are many kinds of meat and vegetables that can be used as filling so with a bit of creativity, you can create an endless amount of combination so you won’t get bored with the taste.
Renya really feel blessed to choose this world where he doesn’t have to compromise with the food.
But the thing that makes him happiest about this world is the lineup of beautiful girls surrounding him right now. If he were to choose another world instead of this one, they would definitely never meet after all.
(Looking back… My existence have already reached far)
After all in his previous life, he was just a normal commoner who definitely can’t climb up the stairs of social status and even don’t know whether he would get married or not.
And then he is currently surrounded by beautiful girls that suit his taste while touring the world in a carefree way.
How can he hold his laugh at such condition? Well, he had gone through years of hell to get where he is now but when he compared it to his happy life now, he thinks that he got more than what he paid for.
“What happen Renya? Why did you put out that sleazy smile again?”
“Aa, my bad my bad. I just thinking that how happy I am now so I accidentally, you know”
“…… So you think of something weird again right?”
“E, no, Brenda wait a second. If you decide the judgment straight away like that I can only give out my objection”
“Is it wrong?”
“It is wrong”
Renya then starts to explain the difference in his level of happiness between now and his previous life and the reason why he can’t help letting out a sleazy smile.
“Now now Brenda. Renya also more or less experienced a long time being in the lowest social strata you know? If you only look at how rampant he is right now, you might not be able to imagine it though”
“I don’t want to hear it from you Floria. Aren’t you also goes on a rampage just as much as me?......”
“So in conclusion, because these two rampaging beings getting partnered with each other, this situation is, in a meaning, just a matter of natural course right?”
“Elvira, that doesn’t help anything”
But Renya doesn’t look troubled even when Elvira make fun of him like that. The member then continues their lunch with having another bite of a kind of hamburger like food. The sauce in the hamburger is just splendid. It even doesn’t overpower the taste of the bread dough.
While they are having a happy time with their lunch, a group of three men entered the restaurant.
The three men seem to be only ordered light take out meal. When Renya is about to turn away his attention from them, they suddenly say something that he can ignore of.
“Recruitment for more soldier in the border right? Seems like Faskurn is also trying to invade Tosuminia”
“So they are attacking Ezemeria 1st because they want to avoid having the other country augment their army with mercenary?”
“Even worse, those bastard from Faskurn doesn’t even seem to be interested in occupying Ezemeria. I heard that they just march their army straight to the capital city after breaking through the border……”
“Whatever it is, it indeed smells suspicious”
The men quickly leave the restaurant after receiving their take out order.
The topic heard is not something that can be ignored so Renya start to discuss it with his party member in a low voice.
“Finally coming this far…… should we start thinking that there is something wrong with Faskurn?”
“They are indeed suspicious. In the first place, Faskurn knight army is just a minor one if compared to this kingdom. That’s why they used to hire a lot of Ezemeria mercenary in the past”
“From the rumor, it seems that Faskurn is the one with the advantage in the war”
“I don’t have any definite proof for that but from the information I got in the magician guild, Faskurn is definitely the first one to open fire”
“What kind of motive that moves a kingdom that doesn’t even have adequate army size to attack first? …… Definitely not a good reason I presume”
Renya can’t imagine any good reason for that. Even the natives of this world who should be more knowledgeable about this world can’t think of one.
“But for a country to call the resident for arms to strengthen the border……”
“Thinking that there is something that could move a kingdom seems to be the correct answer. Things like maybe the spy managed to return from Faskurn with information, or maybe reinforcement appeal from Ezemeria…… Or even maybe there are already skirmishes in the Tosuminia – Faskurn border already?”
“……… Elvira oneechan, between those three…… the reinforcement appeal from Ezemeria seems to be highly possible…… maybe”
“What do you mean by that Rebecca-chan?”
“……… The kingdom that is built by adventurer…… Tosuminia and…… the kingdom that is built by mercenary, Ezemeria…… both kingdoms are friendly since long ago”
Renya think that Rebecca’s guess might be correct from hearing her explanation.
Thinking about the state of things in Tosuminia which was built by adventurer and by the number of how much dealing they have with Ezemeria, the relation between two kingdoms should be amicable and that is a crystal clear fact.
That also why when Ezemeria is at a disadvantage, their reinforcement appeal would receive an answer. Tosuminia should not be negligent in their countermeasures against Faskurn. The probability of this deduction to be correct is quite high.
But if their deduction proven to be correct, that would also means that Tosuminia would be dragged into flame of war. From the information they collected so far, the probability of something indecent happening in Faskurn is relatively high. Renya’s feeling is telling him to support Tosuminia if they going to join the war.
But then again, a god is lending a hand to the war between two kingdom is like an adult meddling with kid’s fight, a shameless act. Renya is also quite affected by that concept.
“To be frank, the reason for me to move, the number one is that because someone is trying to disturb my fun right?”
His life in this city which is abundant with people and goods are quite satisfactory. There are many untrodden area he wants to venture. And the most important reason is that he just finally completed his harem! How could he just take it lying down when his happy time are disturbed by the war? Much less how could he run away out of the continent because of it?
“Because of that reason I will butt in. I am thinking of ending this war that disturbs the continent’s peace as soon as possible to minimize the loss. Does anyone have objection?”
But then again Renya is not the type of domineering husband who says: ‘shut up and follow me’. Or rather, he can’t.
Because there is an ‘army’ that is consisting of his lovers who would correct him with all their might if he is mistaken. He can’t neglect their opinions. Well, he simply just can’t antagonize them.
“I agree!”
“The one who will shed tears the most if the flame of war spread out are those without power after all”
“In the end of a fight between kingdoms, the winner will receive a big profit. So if we are to help, this kingdom is the best choice to give the profit”
“I don’t like war but I will definitely help Oniisan desu!”
“…… N. Helping Oniichan… is number one priority”
“Well then that settled. But even so, we don’t have to deal with all the enemies that is coming right?”
So first, collecting information.
Renya put out one conjecture.
In the first place, if there any something that could power up the weak Faskurn into a dominating being like this, that something must not be anything decent.
(Those guys definitely have something related to this)
This hunch definitely not wrong.
That is what Renya believe the most.
In his guess, the war happening right now is something abnormal so he will also end this war in the abnormal way to laugh at them.
Author notes: (Appearance only) chaste woman doesn’t look good on eroi underwear. They look better in modest one that emphasize on good design. Added with a garter belt on top and it would be THE STRONGEST! (NANI!?)
For the war story, I won’t write the authentic war scene because the author doesn’t have a good head on his shoulder. This might be a common phrase but it is because [it is impossible for novelist to write a character that is smarter than him].
Translator notes: Yes, writing the cunning type MC is just hard as I am a too honest type of man...... Okay I am stupid.
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thanks for the chapter
ReplyDeleteThanks for the treat.
ReplyDeletewhen even "God of War" didn't even accept their "war"....
ReplyDeletethey're fuvked up....
Thanks for the chapter!!!!!!!!!!!! ERO IS JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYep, I tried writing like that but it ended up getting done quickly and let the mortals clean their mess~
ReplyDeleteWell the "wanderers" are the main culprit so the goddess(mc) had to help on the cleanup~